5 Things a kid asks while in the Porta Potty

5 Questions a kid asks while in the Porta Potty

Kids tend to ask the most interesting questions at the best times!  They always have an insight that is like no other.  We were attending a festival this weekend, and as luck would have it my son had to “go potty”.  Not one, not two, but about half a dozen times.  While in the the porta potty I was asked some interesting and though provoking questions.  Some I had thought of, some not so much.

Porta Potty by David Shankbone
Porta Potty by David Shankbone (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

1. Is this the potty ?

Yes, I know it looks like a bucket full of unrecognizables, and a few recognizibles (unfotunately), but it IS THE POTTY.  If your mom were only in here now (well it would be a little crowded), but she would quickly realize that ours is not in that bad a shape.  Keeping it clean is the least of my worries, just do your deal and GET OUT!

2. There’s a poop in there daddy

A profound statement from a 3 1/2 yr old. I guess you could call it that son.  Um… It’s well…yeah, just do your deal and let’s get outta here.  Don’t touch anything that is not on you.  If you do your hand may rot off before you have a chance to wash it, and like I said, let’s get outta here.

[pullquote align=”center” textalign=”center” width=”30%”]Q: Where does it go daddy?  Well son, it is connected to the other one.  Like a wise man once said, it all goes to the same place so to speak.[/pullquote]

3. What about that one, what’s in there

Well son, just think of that (the one on the side) as the “drive thru”.  It’s doesn’t have as much character as the other one, but it serves the same purpose.  Q: Where does it go daddy?  Well son, it is connected to the other one.  Like a wise man once said, it all goes to the same place so to speak.

4. Where’s the light?

There is no light son, there is a reason for that.  If it is dark you are none the wiser, if it is daylight try not to look.  You are lucky to have a door, much less a light.  Some things are better left unknown.

5. How do I flush it daddy?

I know we have taught you well, and I know that your mom would be proud, but that is the least of my worries son, just do IT and lets go!  The last guy obviously didn’t flush it, and neither are we..

 

But hey, one step up from when I was a kid, the porta potty now include family friendly, germ freak hand sanitizer or “hanitizer” as my son calls it.  So, I guess it is a little cleaner than when I was a kid.

 

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